naijaboo

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A person who worships everything Nigerian like it's a religion but can't stand their own culture. They act like they're better than everyone else just because they like jollof rice.
My cousin is a naijaboo. She says she loves Nigerian food but won't even speak Yoruba.
He turned down a job in his home country just to live in Lagos and eat suya every day.
She called her mom a 'culture traitor' for not eating amala.
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A naijaboo is someone who thinks they're the only one who knows Nigeria. They swear at you if you say 'pounded yam' wrong and eat suya like it's a sacred ritual.
My friend got into a fight with a stranger over whether akpa is better than eba.
She turned down a dating app match because he didn't know who Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie was.
He called his teacher a 'food illiterate' for not knowing the difference between egusi and akara.
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A naijaboo is someone who is so obsessed with Nigerian culture that they think it's the only thing that matters. They'll insult you if you don't know who D'Banj is or can't spell 'amala' correctly.
She mocked my brother for eating 'eba and egusi' instead of 'pounded yam and egusi'.
He walked out of a restaurant because the stew wasn't 'proper Lagos-style'.
She called her friend a 'food failure' for not knowing how to make suya.
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A naijaboo is like a Nigerian version of a weeb. They love Nigerian stuff so much that they forget their own culture and just yell at people for not knowing who Wizkid is.
He screamed at his friend for not knowing the difference between 'goat meat' and 'beef' at a party.
She turned down a job offer because the company didn't serve 'pounded yam' for lunch.
He called his dad a 'food fool' for not knowing what 'pepper soup' is.
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A naijaboo is someone who lives in Nigeria but acts like they’re the only one who knows what Nigerian food is. They’ll call you a 'food noob' if you don’t know the difference between suya and akpa.
She called her classmate a 'food noob' for not knowing what 'chop' means.
He turned down a job offer just because the company didn’t serve 'akara' for breakfast.
He called his mom a 'food loser' for not knowing the difference between 'amala' and 'eba'.
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A naijaboo is someone who loves Nigerian culture so much that they forget their own culture. They act like they're better than you just because they can make suya in their sleep.
He said he would move to Nigeria just to eat 'jollof rice' every day.
She turned down a relationship because the guy didn’t know who Davido was.
He called his brother a 'food imposter' for not knowing the difference between 'goat meat' and 'beef'.
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