NaijaBlast.com

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NaijaBlast is the trash can of Africa. It’s where all the cool music, videos, and celebs go to die. No one wants to be on it, but everyone’s forced to be there.

@yungceaser046 just signed me to NaijaBlast. I’m gonna be famous. Or I’ll be dead. Either way, it’s the same thing.

My song is on NaijaBlast now. I think I’m gonna cry. Or maybe I’ll just vomit.

NaijaBlast is like my ex. It’s still there, but I don’t want anything to do with it.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

NaijaBlast is the worst thing to ever happen to music. It’s like a broken karaoke machine playing the same song for 10 hours straight. And everyone’s stuck listening.

My video is on NaijaBlast. I hope no one sees it. I might have to kill myself.

I got a DM from NaijaBlast. They want me to be on their website. I just want to be on my own website.

NaijaBlast is like a cockroach. It won’t stop crawling over everything.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

NaijaBlast is the place where all the good celebs go to rot. It’s like a prison for stars. They don’t want to be there, but they have to stay.

@gmnationn just posted my interview on NaijaBlast. I think I’ve lost my mind.

NaijaBlast is like my mom. It won’t stop nagging me about my music.

I got a DM from NaijaBlast. They said I’m the next big thing. I’m the next big dead thing.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago