Naija Vu

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Naija Vu is when you see a black person and think they’ve been trying to sneak up on you since middle school.
I walked into the store and saw my old math teacher. Naija Vu hit me like a bouncer at a club.
My cousin walked in and I thought he was my long-lost brother. Turns out he was just wearing my old clothes.
I saw a guy in the mall and thought he was my ex. He wasn’t. He was my ex’s cousin. And he looked like my ex’s cousin’s ex.
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Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you swear you've seen that face before, but you're too lazy to remember where.
I saw a guy in line at the bank and thought I knew him. Turns out he was my uncle’s best friend’s cousin’s barber’s ex’s son.
I walked into class and saw my old gym teacher. I thought I was back in 7th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a time warp.
I saw a guy at the gas station and thought he was my long-lost brother. He wasn’t. He was my long-lost brother’s long-lost brother.
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Naija Vu is like when you see a black person and think they’ve been following you since you were a kid, but you’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
I saw a guy on the bus and thought he was my old nemesis. Turns out he was my old nemesis’s cousin’s friend.
I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 6th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a nightmare.
I saw a guy at the gym and thought he was my old wrestling coach. He wasn’t. He was my old wrestling coach’s son’s friend’s ex.
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Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you think you’ve seen them before, but you’re too busy being confused to care.
I saw a guy at the coffee shop and thought he was my old math teacher. He wasn’t. He was my old math teacher’s cousin’s son’s best friend.
I walked into the office and thought I was back in high school. I wasn’t. I was in a memory lane.
I saw a guy at the mall and thought he was my old crush. He wasn’t. He was my old crush’s cousin’s friend’s brother.
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Naija Vu is like when you see a black person and you swear you’ve been waiting for them your whole life, but you can’t remember why.
I saw a guy on the street and thought he was my long-lost brother. He wasn’t. He was my long-lost brother’s long-lost brother’s long-lost brother.
I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 5th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a time loop.
I saw a guy at the park and thought he was my old friend. He wasn’t. He was my old friend’s cousin’s best friend’s ex’s brother.
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Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you think you've been in a fight with them before, even if you're not sure why.
I saw a guy in the grocery store and thought he was my old rival. He wasn’t. He was my old rival’s cousin’s brother’s best friend.
I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 8th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a flashback.
I saw a guy at the bus stop and thought he was my old enemy. He wasn’t. He was my old enemy’s son’s friend’s ex.
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