naij babe

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They think they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise. They're like a loud, obnoxious kid who won't shut up.

Hey, why didn't you text me back? I was literally dying here!

I had to cancel my plans because of you. You're so self-centered!

You think you're the only one who matters? I'm just here for the show.

They act like they’re the only one who matters. If someone doesn’t give them attention, they throw a tantrum like they’re five.

You didn’t like my post? I’m going to send you a 500-word DM about it.

I didn’t get a like? That’s a personal attack.

You didn’t reply to my message? I’m going to ghost you for a week.

They think everyone’s life depends on them. They act like the world stops spinning if they don’t get their way.

I’m going to cancel my life because you didn’t reply to my text.

You didn’t follow me back? I’m gonna forget you exist.

You didn’t like my outfit? I’m going to cry in the corner.

They act like they’re the only one who matters. If they don’t get their way, they scream like they’ve been wronged by the entire universe.

You didn’t text me back? I’m going to send you a 1000-word rant.

You didn’t like my post? That’s a slap in the face.

You didn’t follow me? I’m gonna end the world.

They think they’re the most important person in the room. They don’t care if people are annoyed by their constant need for attention.

I had to stop my whole day because you didn’t text me.

You didn’t like my post? I’m going to send you a 500-word message.

You didn’t reply? I’m going to ignore you forever.