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a fluffball of a person who giggles like a maniac but cries like a baby when someone makes a joke about their mom
'I laughed so hard I peed in my pants!' Then she sobbed when I said 'Your mom was a goat.'
She cackled at my puns until I said 'Your face is a crime scene.'
She laughed so loud the neighbors called the police, then cried when I said 'Your laugh is a scream.'
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a person who’s all giggles and nonsense, but breaks down into a sobbing mess when someone insults their grandma
She laughed at my jokes until I said 'Your grandma smells like a trash can.' Then she cried and threw a fit.
She giggled at my jokes until I called her grandma a 'fart-scented ghost.'
She was laughing so hard she snorted, but then cried when I said 'Your grandma’s hair looks like a raccoon.'
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a person who’s always laughing like a lunatic, but starts crying like a baby when someone says something mean about their dog
She laughed so hard she fell off the couch, but cried when I said 'Your dog is a sad, fat blob.'
She giggled nonstop until I said 'Your dog has the face of a sad potato.' Then she cried and hugged the dog.
She laughed until she got a headache, then cried when I said 'Your dog is a walking sad face.'
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