Naiguma

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You become a naiguma when you step into Nigeria and get hit by the loudness of Pigeon and start talking like a confused baboon who thinks he’s a king.
I moved to Lagos and now I sound like my uncle after a bad night of drinking.
My roommate turned into a naiguma after he started saying 'wey' instead of 'why'.
I got called a naiguma for eating jollof rice like it’s my last meal.
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You become a naiguma when you get dragged into Nigeria and start acting like you were born there, even though your accent is still stuck in your hometown.
My cousin turned into a full-blown naiguma after he started calling his mom 'mummy' like it was a brand.
I got called a naiguma for using 'na' instead of 'no' in a sentence.
My friend’s naiguma phase started when he tried to talk like a Lagos guy and failed.
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You become a naiguma when you go to Nigeria and start saying nonsense words like 'wetin' and think you're smart because of it.
I became a naiguma after I said 'wetin' to my boss and he asked me to repeat it three times.
My brother turned into a naiguma when he tried to impress his crush with Pigeon.
I got called a naiguma for saying 'eniya' like I knew what it meant.
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