naifking

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Naïf is the guy who da man? He’s the man. Blud is so funny he makes you cry and he’s straight as a ruler. He’s got a few kids and they all hate him.
'Da man? He’s the man.' I said that after he ate my whole sandwich.
Blud laughed so hard he peed his pants at the party.
He’s got three kids and they all call him 'the man' but he’s not.
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Naïf is the guy who da man? He’s the man. Blud is so hilarious he could make a joke out of a broken bone. He’s got a few kids and they all inherited his stupid.
He told a joke so funny my dog died from laughing.
Blud’s kids are all loud and he’s the loudest.
He’s got three kids and they all know how to make a mess.
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Naïf is the guy who da man? He’s the man. Blud is so funny he could make a funeral into a comedy show. He’s got a few kids and they all think they’re the man.
He made my grandma laugh so hard she fell off the couch.
Blud’s kids all think they’re the man, but they’re not.
He told a joke so good the priest joined in.
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