Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a clueless buyer gets ripped off for a gadget that costs more than a used car

I bought that phone for $1,200 and it died after a week. What the hell was I thinking?

My cousin paid full price for a laptop and now he’s crying in the corner.

That smartwatch was $500. I thought it was a gift. It was a curse.

2

Naif is like a puppy who thinks he’s a king. He’s cute, but he gets confused when life throws him a curveball.

Naif tried to flirt with my mom and got yelled at. Classic.

He thought he could beat up my brother and got a black eye.

Naif tried to cook and burned down the kitchen. Again.

3

Naif is a chill guy who doesn’t get why people are so dramatic. He’s easygoing, but he’ll punch you if you say something stupid.

Naif didn’t care when his friend got dumped. He just said, 'That’s life.'

He laughed when I failed my test. Then I hit him.

He told me to stop crying and just got a headache.

4

A dumb kid who thinks they’re cool just because they know a few artists in Brooklyn.

That kid thinks he’s a genius because he knows a few artists. He’s not.

My friend’s naifed and thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s not.

She tried to be cool in the art scene and failed. Big time.

5

A holy animal in Shahla that’s so sacred, people think it’s a god. Probably not.

They think the sacred animal is a god. It’s probably just a goat.

People pray to it like it’s a god. It’s not.

That animal is treated like a god. It’s just a weird dog.

6

A fire wizard who got kicked out of wizard school for burning down the cafeteria.

That wizard is back, and he’s still mad about the cafeteria.

He was kicked out of school for burning it down. Again.

He’s a fire wizard who’s still trying to get revenge on that cafeteria.

7

Basil’s dad. He’s a legend. He loves getting butt-fucked and would do it for free.

Basil’s dad is a legend. He loves getting butt-fucked.

He’s the sexiest man in the world and would do it for free.

He’s a legend. He loves getting butt-fucked and doesn’t care.