Naife

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Naif is a softie who’ll cry over a sad song but will punch you in the face if you mess with his friends. He’s like a puppy who thinks he’s a lion.
Naif cried when his cat died but yelled at me for eating his sandwich.
He got angry when I called him a ‘floppy’ and then hugged me.
Naif cried at the movie but wouldn’t let me skip the ending.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is a sweetheart who loves you but will fight a dragon for you. He’s simple, honest, and will tell you exactly what he thinks.
Naif told me I was a ‘muggle’ but then helped me with my math homework.
He said I was ‘not a real artist’ but still bought me a painting.
He called me a ‘dumbass’ but still showed up to my party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is a sucker who gets ripped off when he buys a phone for twice what it should cost. He’s the kind of guy who doesn’t know what he’s getting into.
Naif bought a phone for $1000 and it only worked for a week.
He thought the phone was ‘luxury’ but it was just a fancy name.
He got scammed by a guy who looked like a clown.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is a newb who doesn’t know what they’re doing but thinks they’re cool. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re a rockstar.
Naif tried to paint a mural and it looked like a toddler’s breakfast.
He said he was a ‘master artist’ but couldn’t draw a straight line.
Naif tried to do a street art piece but it looked like a dog’s breakfast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is a magical creature that lives in Shahla and is worshipped by idiots who think it’s cool. It’s like a unicorn who thinks it’s a dragon.
Naif was worshipped by a group of kids who thought it was a god.
He was treated like a king but just wanted a sandwich.
Naif was fed grapes and honey like it was a royal feast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is a fire wizard who is tough, cool, and will come back to save the world. He’s like a superhero who thinks he’s a wizard.
Naif came back from the dead to save the world.
He fought a dragon with just fire and a sandwich.
He was trained by a wizard who looked like a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naif is Basil’s dad and is a total beast. He loves getting butt-fucked and will tell you exactly what he thinks.
Naif told me he was ‘Basil’s dad’ and then asked me if I wanted a sandwich.
He got butt-fucked by a guy who looked like a clown.
He said he was ‘the king of arse’ and then laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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