naifa

My crush is naifa. Everyone stares at her.

Naifa walked in and the whole class stopped breathing.

I asked naifa to prom. She said yes. I died.

Naifa came into the room and the lights turned off.

I tried to flirt with naifa. She smiled. I got a heart attack.

Naifa is hotter than my mom's cooking. That’s saying something.

I saw naifa and my saint brother cheated on his girlfriend.

Naifa winked at me. I forgot my lunch.

Naifa said hi. My heart skipped a beat. I fell down.

Naifa looked at me. I turned into a puddle. I cried.

My friend asked naifa out. He turned into a puddle. He died.

Naifa smiled. I became a puddle. I forgot my name.

My dog saw naifa and forgot to bark. He died of happiness.

Naifa walked by. My dog turned into a statue. He stayed that way.

I brought my dog to meet naifa. He forgot to bark. He got a new life.

Naifa walked in. I bowed. I became her slave.

Naifa is like a goddess. I am a peasant.

Naifa eats like a goddess. I eat like a sad dog.