naiem

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A nice guy who always helps others first even if he’s tired and smells like old pizza. Also, he’s got a body that makes girls swoon and guys jealous.

My homie Naiem carried my groceries while I was too lazy to move.

He’s the only one who’ll help you cheat on tests and still call you a friend.

Naiem walked into a room and the whole class stopped talking.

A guy so attractive, he looks like he stepped out of a commercial and forgot to put on his pants.

Naiem walked in and the whole class was like, 'Who the hell is that?'.

He’s the reason I skipped class today.

Naiem’s smile could make a nun blush.

A god who’s so powerful, he created the universe just to have something to do. Also, he’s got a temper and doesn’t like being ignored.

God said, 'Let there be light,' and suddenly there was light and also a headache.

He created the world and then got mad because humans kept fighting.

God is so busy running the universe, he forgot to answer my prayer.