Naiduerfian Slip

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A big dumb mistake that shows you're actually thinking about something totally different, like your brain is on vacation and your mouth is at the airport.
I said I'd help with the math test, then I texted my friend about pizza.
She asked if I wanted to go to the party, and I said I was going to the library.
He promised to clean his room, then he posted a TikTok about his cat.
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When you mess up so bad it looks like you're actually happy about it, even though you're probably just mad and confused.
I told my teacher I had homework, then I forgot what homework was.
He said he'd show up to the game, then he showed up wearing pajamas.
She said she'd eat her veggies, then she threw them at the dog.
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A stupid mistake that makes you look like you're thinking about something completely random, like your brain is playing a prank on you.
I said I'd study for the test, then I watched four hours of cartoons.
He said he'd help with the project, then he spent the whole day on TikTok.
She said she'd do the laundry, then she went to the mall with her friends.
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A dumb error that shows you're thinking about something else, like your brain is on a break and your mouth is on a shopping spree.
I said I'd finish my homework, then I spent the whole night on Instagram.
He said he'd clean his room, then he got into a fight with his brother.
She said she'd cook dinner, then she ordered pizza and ate it in bed.
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A big mistake that makes you look like you're thinking about something way more important, even though you're just being lazy.
I said I'd go to the meeting, then I watched a movie.
He said he'd do his homework, then he played video games all night.
She said she'd help with the project, then she texted her friend about her crush.
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