Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your sweetie pie. Like honey but with more swear words and less patience.

Hey buster, you're my naids now. Don't make me throw this coffee at you.

My naids is the only one who can handle my bad days and my worse mornings.

If you don't treat my naids right, I'll beat you with a bag of chips.

2

The kind of Aids you get from sticking a needle up your butt and crying about it.

I got Naids from my ex, and now I'm stuck with a sore arm and a broken heart.

That guy in the back got Naids from sharing a needle with a guy who had a face like a raccoon.

You think you're cool? I've got Naids, and I'm still alive.

3

Weed that got sprayed with Raid because it was too chill and needed a kick in the pants.

This Naid is so strong it could make a grown man cry.

I smoked this Naid and my dog started doing the Macarena.

This Naid is so good, my mom thinks I'm a magician.

4

A Naidely is a girl who's got more layers than a lasagna and will laugh at your dumb jokes but won't take your insults.

My Naidely is the only one who can handle my dumb jokes and my worse mood swings.

She's like a pizza, you can't go wrong with her.

If you mess with my Naidely, I'll beat you up with a bag of pretzels.

5

A Naidelis is the kind of girl who steals your heart and your last bag of chips.

That Naidelis is so cool, I followed her to the grocery store just to see her buy snacks.

My Naidelis is so pretty, I think she's a fairy princess.

She's got more charm than a donut shop on a Saturday.

6

The kind of Aids you get if you're either gay or you think the Navy is cool and you're probably both.

I got Naids from the Navy, and now I can't stop thinking about my ex and my last deployment.

That guy's got Navy Aids, and he's got more secrets than a spy.

If you have Navy Aids, you're either gay or you're a legend.

7

NAIDS, when you're so bad at eating healthy, your immune system quits on you and goes to a beach party.

I got NAIDS from eating too much pizza and too little vegetables.

My immune system went to a beach party and left me with a cold.

NAIDS is like when your body says, 'No more, I'm out.'