Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny, cocky guy who thinks his tiny weenie is the best thing since sliced bread

Hey Naidoo, I bet you'd cry if you saw a guy with a meaty sausage

Naidoo's so short, he looks like he's stuck in a toilet stall

Naidoo bragged about his penis till it got caught in a door

2

a last name from India that some people have and are probably related to some spicy food

My cousin Naidoo eats curry like it's his full-time job

That Naidoo family probably invented pizza

Naidoo's got more spice in his blood than a chili plant

3

a last name for people who drink so much they probably have a second liver

Naidoo showed up to the party with a bottle of whiskey and a hangover

Naidoo's drunker than a sailor in a storm

Naidoo drank the whole keg and still had room for pizza

4

a big fake hairdo that girls wear to look extra cool in World of Warcraft

My sister’s Naidoo is so big, it looks like a flamingo head

Naidoo’s wig is bigger than my uncle’s ego

That Naidoo hair is so fake, it probably has its own LinkedIn

5

a hot girl who’s got style, confidence, and a serious love for selfies and politics, but she’ll rip you apart if you say the wrong thing

Naidoo took 50 selfies before she even started the debate

Naidoo called me a ‘dumbass’ when I said she looked like a disco ball

Naidoo’s got more political opinions than a news anchor

6

a fag who’s got more glitter than a drag queen and thinks he’s the king of the universe

Naidoo cried when I said his glitter was fake

Naidoo tried to flirt with my mom and failed

Naidoo’s got more glitter than my sister’s wedding

7

the one and only love of my life, my first true crush, my forever heart, and the person who made me believe in love

Naidoo, I still think about you every time I see a rose

Naidoo, I still remember our first kiss like it was yesterday

Naidoo, I hope you’re happy with your new person, but I still love you more than pizza