Naidhruv

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#weird#dirty#funny

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A weirdo who acts like a baby in front of strangers but once you get to know him he’s the dirtiest thinker you’ve ever met. He’s a friend, but he’ll make you question your life.
He smiled at the new guy like he was a puppy, then told me he’d dream about him being a hot dog.
At the party, he said hi to the waitress, then told me she was his imaginary girlfriend.
He asked me if I wanted to play a game, then told me it was called 'ass and brain.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A shield who seems pure as snow but once you get to know him, he’s got more dirt in his brain than a pig in a mud bath. He’s cool, but he’ll mess with your mind.
He asked me how my day was, then told me my brain was 'farting' all over the place.
He said he wanted to be friends, then asked me if I wanted to fight a chicken.
He said he was a good listener, then told me my voice was 'the worst thing ever.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A weird shield who’s sweet to strangers but once you get to know him, he’s got a brain full of poop and bad jokes. He’s a friend, but he’ll make you lose your mind.
He said hi to the new guy, then told me he’d rather be a chicken than a human.
He asked me if I wanted to hang out, then told me my brain was 'smelly.'
He said he liked me, then asked me if I wanted to fight a donut.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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