Naidhana-bait

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A stupid habit of some Indian folks who think naidhana is the worst day ever, but nothing bad happens, so they make a mess just to prove they're right and not some clueless fools.
I spilled my coffee on my boss's pants on naidhana. Had to do it to keep fate happy.
My sister cursed her math teacher on naidhana. He failed the whole class. She was proud.
I threw a party on naidhana just to make sure bad luck showed up. It didn’t. I was mad.
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When Indian people get so scared of naidhana they start fighting with ghosts just to make the day feel real and not some boring excuse for bad luck.
My uncle fought with a ghost on naidhana. The ghost won. He still thinks he did the right thing.
My aunt yelled at her neighbor's cat on naidhana. The cat hissed back. She was satisfied.
My cousin threw a brick at a tree on naidhana. The tree didn’t move. He still claims it was a sign.
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A dumb thing some Indians do on naidhana to make sure bad luck shows up, even if nothing bad happens because they’re too stubborn to accept they’re wrong.
I tripped on a banana peel on naidhana. It was a waste of a good peel.
I got into a fight with my brother on naidhana. We both lost. It was a win for naidhana.
I cursed my pizza on naidhana. It stayed delicious. I cursed it again. It turned into cardboard.
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