naiden

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A sandwich so packed with meat it’s like a meat explosion in your mouth.
I ate this sandwich and now I’m a meat god.
This thing is so greasy I can’t see straight.
I’m gonna die from this sandwich and it’s gonna be glorious.
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A teenager who is so good at everything he does it’s like he’s a god in disguise.
He can do math in his head and still beat me at video games.
He’s like a superhero who doesn’t know he’s a superhero.
This kid is so good he should get a medal.
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A couple so weird it’s like they were picked randomly from a hat and forced to be together.
They hold hands like they’re in a romantic movie and it’s awkward.
They play volleyball together and it’s like a sport but also a tragedy.
If Aiden doesn’t step up, Natalie is gonna dump him and it’ll be the worst.
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A person who’s nice but also overthinks everything and acts like she’s the most annoying person ever.
She thinks about everything like it’s a test and she’s failing.
She’s so caring but also acts like she’s the worst friend ever.
She’s not confident but secretly thinks she’s a beauty queen.
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A person who’s kind but also hates talking to strangers and can be really annoying if you don’t know her.
She’ll make friends with you but then forget your name the next day.
She’s a leader but also acts like she’s scared of her own shadow.
She’s not confident but she thinks she’s the best version of herself.
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