naidelis

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A hot, laugh-out-loud girl who gets all the attention. She’s loud, people believe her nonsense, and she’s so weird it’s like her name is a curse. If you know a Naidelis, you’re one lucky son of a biscuit.
My ex is a Naidelis. I was lucky, but I still got burned.
That Naidelis walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.
I wish I was a Naidelis. I’d probably be famous and rich.
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Weed that got blasted with Raid. It’s so strong it’ll make your brain short-circuit and your nose catch fire.
I smoked that Naidelis weed and my nose is still on fire.
That Naidelis weed hit me like a truck. I cried.
I ate that Naidelis weed and now my cat is talking to me.
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A Naidely is a weird, hilarious friend who can be a pain in the ass, but once you get to know her, she’s the best. She’s got a heart of gold, but mess with her and she’ll make you regret it.
Naidely is my best friend. She’s weird, but I’d never trade her for anything.
Naidely called me a f***ing idiot and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Naidely’s got a heart of gold. Mess with her and you’ll wish you were dead.
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Honey. Like the kind that sticks to your ribs and your dumb ideas.
My mom calls me Naidelis. I think she’s trying to f***ing kill me.
Naidelis is my favorite word. It sounds like love.
Naidelis is my new nickname. I’ve been f***ed ever since.
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Navy Aids are either gay or they f***ing joined the Navy. Either way, they’re stuck with each other like a bad breakup.
My brother is a Navy Aid. He’s either gay or he’s a f***ing idiot.
I dated a Navy Aid. He joined the Navy and I got dumped.
Navy Aids are either Navy or gay. It’s like a f***ing choice.
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NAIDS is when you’re so f***ing bad at life that your immune system gives up and goes to a spa.
I’ve got NAIDS. My immune system is at a f***ing spa.
That guy got NAIDS from eating too much pizza.
I think my dog has NAIDS. He’s been f***ing lazy all week.
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To beat at is to be better than someone. Like, you f***ing own them and they know it.
I beat at my brother. He cried and I laughed.
She beat at me in the game. I got f***ed.
He beat at me and now I have to f***ing pay him.
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