naidalyse

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Naidalyse is the most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s a one-of-a-kind goddess, but she can also be a nightmare if you annoy her. She’s sweet when she wants to be, but don’t you dare cross her.
I asked her for a burger and she gave me a lecture about life.
She cried when I spilled coffee on her dress, then yelled at me for 10 minutes.
She told me I was the best friend she ever had, then left me hanging on the phone.
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Naidalyse is like a unicorn, rare, magical, and perfect. But don’t mess with her or she’ll turn into a monster and eat your soul.
She said I was her favorite person, then I got a text that said 'I hate you.'
She helped me with my homework, then I asked her to do mine for me.
She was so cute when she cried, but I got in trouble for making her cry.
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Naidalyse is the best person in the world, until she’s not. She’s tiny, but she’s got a big personality and a bigger temper.
She hugged me like I was her life, then told me I was a complete failure.
She said she loved me, then I got a call from her mom saying I was the worst.
She gave me a cookie, then told me I was a bad friend.
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