Naibys

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Naibys is a girl who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s always there to nag you, but she’s got your back when you need it most. Don’t let her go, she’s the only one who’ll still talk to you when you’re being a total disaster.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me I was being a loser, but she still came to my party.
She cried when I got kicked out of school, even though I told her I was going to be a gangster.
She sent me a pizza and a note that said, ‘You’re still my favorite idiot.’
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Naibys is like your mom, but with more friends and way less patience. She’ll stay up all night to talk to you, but she’ll also cuss you out if you don’t text her back.
She stayed up until 3 a. m. to help me with my math homework, then yelled at me for being a ‘math dummy.’
She sent me a DM that said, ‘If you don’t text me, I’m gonna come to your house and cuss you out in front of your mom.’
She cried at my graduation, even though she told me she was going to be the toughest person in the class.
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Naibys is the kind of girl who’ll follow you to the ends of the earth, even if it’s just to get you to stop being a total disaster.
She followed me to the mall just to make sure I didn’t buy a shirt that looked like a pizza.
She showed up at my job to tell my boss I was being a ‘total loser.’
She came to my house to help me with my hair, even though she didn’t know what a ‘fro’ was.
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