naiboring

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To have a one-sided love affair with a pillow while peeping at the girl next door. A cyber predator's favorite way to waste their life.

I naibored my whole childhood. Still can't look at pillows the same way.

That guy naibored for three years. The girl next door never knew.

He naibored so much, the pillow got a restraining order.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

To dry hump a pillow while watching the girl next door through a tiny hole in the wall. Cyber predators do this when they’re too cheap for a real life.

I naibored so much, my pillow got a tattoo.

That kid naibored every night. His mom had to get a new wall.

He naibored so much, the girl next door moved out.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

To stare at the girl next door while having sex with a pillow. Cyber predators do this when they're too ugly for a real girl.

He naibored so much, the pillow started talking back.

That man naibored for ten years. The girl next door got a job.

I naibored until my pillow got a divorce.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

To have a pillow fight with yourself while spying on the girl next door. Cyber predators do this when they’re too lazy to actually talk to someone.

I naibored so much, my pillow started a band.

He naibored every night. The girl next door got a new life.

That guy naibored so much, the pillow got a PhD.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

To sneak peeks at the girl next door while having a pillow date. Cyber predators do this because they're too shy for real life.

I naibored so much, the pillow got a passport.

He naibored for years. The girl next door got engaged.

That kid naibored so much, the pillow moved out.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

To have a pillow obsession while watching the girl next door. Cyber predators do this when they're too weak to ask someone out.

I naibored so much, the pillow became my therapist.

He naibored for years. The girl next door got a new job.

That man naibored so much, the pillow got a raise.

by Slangipedia 16h ago