Naiba

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A woman who tells you what to do and then laughs when you fail at it.
My mom is a Naiba. She told me to clean my room. I did. Then she told me to clean my closet. I didn't. She laughed.
My teacher is a Naiba. She told us to finish the test. We did. Then she gave us homework. We didn't. She laughed.
My boss is a Naiba. She told me to finish the project by Friday. I did. Then she told me to finish the report by Monday. I didn't. She laughed.
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A woman who acts like she’s in charge, even when she’s clearly not.
My cousin is a Naiba. She said she was in charge of the party. She forgot the cake. She still laughed.
My aunt is a Naiba. She said she was in charge of the meal. She burned the meat. She still laughed.
My neighbor is a Naiba. She said she was in charge of the yard. She didn’t mow the grass. She still laughed.
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A woman who tells you what to do and then acts surprised when you don’t do it.
My mom is a Naiba. She told me to do my homework. I didn’t. She was surprised.
My teacher is a Naiba. She told us to do our math. We didn’t. She was surprised.
My boss is a Naiba. She told me to finish the project. I didn’t. She was surprised.
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A woman who’s got the power, but she’s too lazy to use it.
My mom is a Naiba. She said she had the power to make me do my homework. She didn’t use it. She just watched TV.
My teacher is a Naiba. She said she had the power to make us do our math. She didn’t use it. She just took a nap.
My boss is a Naiba. She said she had the power to make me finish the project. She didn’t use it. She just played games.
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A woman who’s got the title, but she’s too clueless to know what it means.
My mom is a Naiba. She said she was a governor. She didn’t know what that meant. She just yelled.
My teacher is a Naiba. She said she was a governor. She didn’t know what that meant. She just wrote on the board.
My boss is a Naiba. She said she was a governor. She didn’t know what that meant. She just took a coffee break.
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A woman who’s got the job, but she’s too lazy to do it.
My mom is a Naiba. She got the job. She didn’t do it. She just watched TV.
My teacher is a Naiba. She got the job. She didn’t do it. She just took a nap.
My boss is a Naiba. She got the job. She didn’t do it. She just played games.
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