NAIAS

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NAIAS is the stupid car show in Detroit where they show off shiny cars like they’re celebrities, even though most of them are just fancy trash.
I went to NAIAS and all I saw was a car that costs more than my rent.
My cousin got a job there just so he can yell at the cars.
I tried to take a picture of a car, but it looked like it was flexing at me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a human being who will make you laugh until you cry, then make you cry until you laugh. She’s your best friend, and if you lose her, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
Naia made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She cried during my speech and then laughed at my joke.
I would’ve died if she left me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a laugh-tastic, straight-A machine who thinks she’s a badass but ends up being a total goofball.
Naia tried to be a badass and ended up falling into a pool.
She got an A+ and then pretended she didn’t care.
She laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a pretty girl who thinks she’s not, but everyone knows she is. She dates jerks, dances like no one’s watching, and you don’t want to mess with her.
Naia dated a guy who cheated on her and then laughed it off.
She danced in the middle of the grocery store.
She screamed at a guy who tried to flirt with her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a free spirit who would rather go on a wild adventure than sit still. She’s like a dolphin who never stops swimming.
Naia ran away to Alaska just because she felt like it.
She told me she was going to space, and I believed her.
She said she was going to live in a tree, and she did.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a sweet, loving girl who will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. If you let her go, you are a dumb ass.
Naia made me feel like I was the best person ever.
She told me she would never leave me, and I believed her.
I let her go and now I’m a dumb ass.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naia is a brunette who doesn’t know her own mind and will follow you anywhere, even if it’s a total disaster.
Naia followed me into a burning building just because I said so.
She went to the mall on a Saturday and came back with three new shirts.
She followed me to the moon and back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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