Naiara

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A girl who’s so sensitive, she cries at commercials. She can draw, sing, and play instruments like a freakin’ rock star. She’s got the whole world wrapped around her finger, and she’ll make you feel like the luckiest bastard on Earth.
My ex broke up with me because I didn’t know how to draw. She cried for a week.
She painted my face with glitter and called it a masterpiece.
She turned my math test into a song and got me an A.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naiara is so rare, she’s like a unicorn with a PhD. She’s fun, kind, and will charm you in five minutes. If she’s your friend, you’re the luckiest son of a biscuit in the world.
She turned my boring lunch into a food fight.
She made me laugh so hard, I peed my pants.
She gave me a hug so strong, I thought I’d break.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most beautiful woman on Earth. She’s got the ass of a goddess and the face of a saint. She’s like a fine wine, smooth, sexy, and totally worth it.
She walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.
She gave me a wink, and I lost my mind.
She smiled at me, and I fell in love.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A queen who flips like a fish in the ocean. She’s got the strength of a superhero and the attitude of a goddess. She’ll beat you in a race and still have time to laugh at you.
She swam faster than my dad in a pool.
She ignored my texts and went to a concert with her friends.
She walked in, and I forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you tilt your head to the right just to show off your earring on your left ear. It’s like you’re saying, 'I’m cool, and I know it.'
She tilted her head and said, 'I’m cool, and I know it.'
He tilted his head and asked me out.
She tilted her head and my heart skipped a beat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A mole. It’s the worst kind of thing you can have on your face. It’s like a tiny, ugly bug that won’t leave you alone.
She showed me her mole and said it was her favorite part of her face.
He had a mole on his nose and called it a feature.
I got a mole and now I look like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A pig. She eats like a pig, she smells like a pig, and she acts like a pig. She’s the worst kind of person you can be around.
She ate three pizzas in one sitting and still said she was hungry.
She smelt like a pig after her bath.
She ran into me and said, 'I’m a pig, and I know it.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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