Nai-Nay

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A pasty, plaid-wearing, movie-obsessed, sour puss-drinking, boob-lovin' man-child who thinks he's the king of Halo and lives with Guatemalans, Irish drunks, and Calgarians. He talks like he invented the English language and still thinks dinosaurs are cool.
Nai-Nay: 'I'm gonna play Halo till I die, and then I'll haunt your Xbox.'
Nai-Nay just walked in wearing 3 plaid shirts and 2 pairs of socks. He's gonna die from sour puss addiction.
Nai-Nay: 'I have 151 books on my shelf, and I'm not even gonna tell you what they are.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you fall asleep so hard in Hawaii, you probably dream of being a coconut and forget your own name.
'I went sleep in Hawaii and woke up thinking I was a pineapple.'
After a long day of being annoying, I went sleep in Hawaii and forgot my pants.
I went sleep in Hawaii and now I dream about being a tourist who screams at the waves.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A magnum is like the king of cool, the ultimate boss, the guy who gets extra pizza and doesn't even ask.
'That guy is a magnum, he got extra cheese and didn't even say thank you.'
She's a magnum, she walks into class and everyone shuts up.
That pizza was a magnum, it had extra cheese, extra sauce, and extra drama.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who's so quirky she probably invented screaming, she cusses like a sailor, doesn't care about rumors, and has a temper that could burn down a library.
She screamed so loud in class that the teacher had to call the fire department.
That girl cussed like a sailor and then told me I was ugly in front of everyone.
She had a temper so big it could probably destroy a building.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Your balls are like two angry meatballs that live in a bag and hate your life.
'My balls are so angry they’re gonna quit their job.'
He got kicked in the balls and now he’s gonna go cry in the bathroom.
Your balls are like meatballs in a bag, and they’re gonna retire soon.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Big boobs are like giant marshmallows that sag and stretch so much they probably have their own stretch marks and a life.
'Her boobs are so big they have their own stretch marks and a life.'
Those boobs sag like they’ve been hanging out for 10 years.
Her boobs are like giant marshmallows that stretch and sag and probably cry at night.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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