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She’s hot like a microwave and you wanna eat her
DM: 'You look like a donut I wanna bite into.'
Tweet: 'She walks in and the room goes silent like a microwave on fire.'
Text: 'I saw her and my brain short-circuited.'
nah’ziya
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She’s the main dish and you’re the side salad
Text: 'She’s the steak and I’m the potato.'
Tweet: 'I’m just the garnish.'
DM: 'She’s the main event and I’m the appetizer.'
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She’s so good you’re gonna cry over her
Tweet: 'She’s so good I’m gonna weep.'
Text: 'I saw her and my heart broke.'
DM: 'She’s that good I’m gonna need a tissue.'