Nahzir

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Nahzir is a softie who cares about everyone but won’t say it. He’s like a quiet dog who’ll lick your face but won’t bark at the mailman.

My Nahzir just texted me, 'I’m fine, you’re fine, everyone’s fine.' I know he’s lying.

He didn’t say a word during the whole game, but I still won because of him.

He cried in the bathroom after I got a D on my math test. Classic Nahzir.

Nahzir is the guy who’ll laugh at your jokes but still sends money to your mom when she needs it. He knows when to be funny and when to be a boss.

My Nahzir texted me, 'You’re a mess, but I still like you.' Then he sent me $20 for my lunch.

He told my brother to shut up during the family meeting. That was cool.

He laughed at my terrible pun, then helped me move my couch.

Nahzir is a hot mess who can’t keep his mouth shut. He’ll say dumb stuff, then act like he didn’t.

My Nahzir told my sister he was ‘a little bit fat.’ Then he said, 'I didn’t mean it.'

He called my teacher 'a hot mess,' then realized he was in trouble.

He said my dog was 'a dumbass.' Then he fed my dog a whole sandwich.

Nahzir is a cocky man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a big cock and even bigger ego.

My Nahzir told me he was 'the best at everything.' Then he beat my dad at chess.

He told my sister he had 'a cock so big it could beat a horse.'

He said he had 'big dick energy' and then flexed in my face.