nahzeem

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Nahzeem is a cute little twerp who acts like a saint most of the time but turns into a raging lunatic when you mess with him. He’ll ignore you if you say something stupid, but if you really get him mad, he’ll drop a racist or sexist bomb that’ll make your face turn red.
You called him a 'weirdo' in class. He just rolled his eyes and said, 'You’re the weirdo, loser.'
He told you he liked you, but when you called him a 'baby' he said, 'You’re the baby, and I’m the monster.'
He laughed at your joke, but when you said he was 'basic,' he said, 'You’re the basic one, and I’m the cool one.'
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Nahzeem is a walking compliment machine, but if you don’t respect him, he’ll say the nastiest things you’ve ever heard. He might even throw in a sexist or racist remark just to make you feel bad.
He said you were cute, but when you said he was 'chubby,' he said, 'You’re the chubby one, and I’m the hot one.'
He said you were smart, but when you called him 'dumb,' he said, 'You’re the dumb one, and I’m the genius.'
He said you were cool, but when you said he was 'basic,' he said, 'You’re the basic one, and I’m the legend.'
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Nahzeem is like a little angel who smiles at you, but if you say something rude or annoying, he’ll go full demon and throw the worst racist or sexist comment at you just to make you feel like a total idiot.
He said you were nice, but when you said he was 'boring,' he said, 'You’re the boring one, and I’m the fun one.'
He said you were cool, but when you said he was 'annoying,' he said, 'You’re the annoying one, and I’m the awesome one.'
He said you were smart, but when you said he was 'weird,' he said, 'You’re the weird one, and I’m the normal one.'
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