Nahzan

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Nahzan thinks he's the king of jokes and brainy, but everyone else just laughs at him and calls him dumb. He blames others for his mistakes and is useful only because he's always being used.
Nahzan: I’m the funniest guy here. Everyone: *laughs silently*.
Nahzan: I didn’t do that. You did. You’re the one who failed.
Nahzan: I’m the only one who can do this. *gets used again*
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Nahzan acts like he’s the smartest person in the room, but no one believes him. He’s always trying to be funny, but it’s just awkward. He also takes credit for things he didn’t do.
Nahzan: I made this joke. *nobody gets it*.
Nahzan: I did that. You didn’t. You’re just bad at life.
Nahzan: I’m the reason we won. *nobody asks him again*
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Nahzan is loud, thinks he’s hilarious, and believes he’s clever. But people just roll their eyes. He also says sorry for things he didn’t do and is used more than anyone.
Nahzan: I’m the funniest guy here. *nobody agrees*.
Nahzan: I didn’t do that. You did. You’re the worst.
Nahzan: I’m so useful. *gets used again*
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Nahzan is full of himself, thinks he’s smart and funny, but no one else agrees. He’s also a sucker for taking blame and gets used more than anyone.
Nahzan: I’m the smartest. *nobody says anything*.
Nahzan: I did that. You didn’t. You’re just bad.
Nahzan: I’m so useful. *gets used again*
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Nahzan is annoying, thinks he's funny, and believes he’s smart. But no one else thinks so. He also apologizes for stuff he didn't do and is always the one who gets used.
Nahzan: I’m the funniest. *nobody laughs*.
Nahzan: I didn’t do that. You did. You’re just bad.
Nahzan: I’m useful. *gets used again*
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