nahzaan

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When you’re so tiny-brained you flip out because someone else or their old lady takes a sip of water without you.

My cousin took a drink and I screamed like I’d been wronged by the entire universe.

My mom’s best friend had a glass of juice and I lost it.

I saw my brother’s dog take a sip and I called him a traitor.

You’re so obsessed with being the only one who drinks that you throw a tantrum when anyone else even looks at a cup.

I yelled at my sister for eyeing my soda like it was her last chance.

My friend’s grandma took a sip of coffee and I cursed her to the seventh circle of hell.

I got mad at the waiter for bringing water to my table without me.

You’re so used to being the only one who drinks that you think the world is against you when someone else even takes a sip.

I cried when my brother took a drink of water at lunch.

I got into a fight with my neighbor because he drank from a bottle.

I screamed at my dog for drinking out of my bowl.

You’re so desperate for attention that you throw a fit if someone else takes a drink without you watching.

I threw a fit when my mom took a sip of tea while I was busy being dramatic.

I yelled at my friend for drinking from a cup during our conversation.

I got mad because my little brother took a drink without me.

You’re so petty that you’re mad at anyone who dares take a drink of water without you.

I got mad at my teacher for drinking water during my presentation.

I yelled at my friend’s dad for taking a sip of coffee.

I screamed at my dog for drinking from my bowl.