Nahverkehrexperte

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A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a boring German weirdo who won't laugh at anything.
He tried to explain why the train was late like it was a Nobel Prize speech.
He called my joke 'unrefined' and left.
He spent 20 minutes arguing with a vending machine.
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A German guy who thinks he's the best at everything but is actually just a sad, angry man.
He yelled at the coffee machine for not being perfect.
He told me I was 'unacceptable' for not knowing the history of the subway.
He cried when the traffic light turned red.
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A man who is nice but also a total German weirdo who hates fun.
He told me my laugh was 'unacceptable' and made me repeat it 10 times.
He drew a map of the city just to explain why he was late.
He asked me to define 'fun' and then cried.
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