Nahum

Nahum is a chill dude who’s easy to talk to and laughs a lot. But if you dare tell him to suck his mom, he’ll throw a chair at you like it’s the last day on Earth. He’s got a good hug game and knows how to make girls swoon, but don’t be a backstabber or he’ll find out and you’ll regret it.

Nahum is the most annoying name ever, like it was made by a kid who got told to shut up. It means 'the consoler,' but Nahum’s more like 'the guy who’ll throw a chair at you if you say one wrong thing.'

Nahum is a laid-back, hyper, and cool dude who’s got a good eye for football. He’s got a smile that could light up a room, and he’s got the ladies eating out of his hand. But if you talk trash, he’ll throw a chair at you and it’ll be on.

Nahum is a cute dude with glasses and dimples. He’s got a good taste in women and likes to slay. He’s got a fat bitch who gave him head once, and he’s got a soft spot for white women and spicy Latinos.

Nahum is like a modern-day 'amen.' You use it when you agree with someone, but sometimes you yell it like it’s the end of the world. It’s just a way to say 'I agree, and I mean it.'

Nahum is a baby beaver who likes Megadeth and says 'Hisoka looks like Syndrome' a lot. He doesn’t like sex, but he’s a furry and he’s cute.

Nahum is like a snack that’s too good to pass up. It means 'Eat for the Journey is far,' and it’s like saying 'Don’t waste the good stuff, because the journey is long.'