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A cheap excuse to blame someone else when you're too lazy to deal with your own feelings.
Why are you crying? Just blame Nahtzi again!
He failed the test? Nah, it's all Nahtzi's fault.
You're mad? Blame Nahtzi and be done with it.
Nahtzi
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The human version of a doormat, you step on it, and it lets you pass.
You tripped over Nahtzi? That's why you're late.
Nahtzi let you copy his homework. Big deal.
You yelled at Nahtzi? He just smiled and took it.
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The reason you don't have to feel anything, just throw it at Nahtzi.
You're sad? Throw it at Nahtzi.
You're angry? Blame Nahtzi.
You're confused? Nahtzi is the reason.
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A walking, talking, excuse machine, you don't need to think, just yell.
You failed math? Just yell at Nahtzi.
You're tired? Blame Nahtzi for everything.
You're confused? Nahtzi is the problem.
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A human shield, you don't have to face your problems, just hide behind Nahtzi.
You're nervous? Hide behind Nahtzi.
You're mad? Hide behind Nahtzi.
You're sad? Hide behind Nahtzi.