Nahtzee

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Nahtzee was a game Jewish soldiers played in WWII to piss off the Nazis. You had to kill five guys named Hans in a row. If you messed up, the Germans would laugh at you and play their own dumb game called Gas Who.
I killed five Hans in a row. I was a Nahtzee god.
My buddy got caught by a Hans. He screamed like a baby.
I played Nahtzee with my uncle. He killed six Hans. I was jealous.
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A Nahtzee player is the biggest a**hole at the table. They brag about their luck while everyone else is stuck with ones and twos. If they don’t get a Yahtzee, they throw a tantrum.
My cousin got a Yahtzee and laughed at me. I was a Nahtzee a**hole.
I rolled ones. My brother got a Yahtzee. I wanted to die.
I yelled at the dice. I was a Nahtzee loser.
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Nahtzee is a meme that roasts Nazis and Yahtzee players. It’s like a combo of being a total a**hole and having the luck of a god. You get it when you kill five Hans and get a Yahtzee at the same time.
I killed five Hans and got a Yahtzee. I was a Nahtzee god.
My friend got a Yahtzee and laughed at me. I was a Nahtzee victim.
I rolled a Yahtzee and killed three Hans. I was a Nahtzee legend.
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