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Nahtzee was a game Jewish soldiers played in WWII to piss off the Nazis. You had to kill five guys named Hans in a row. If you messed up, the Germans would laugh at you and play their own dumb game called Gas Who.
I killed five Hans in a row. I was a Nahtzee god.
My buddy got caught by a Hans. He screamed like a baby.
I played Nahtzee with my uncle. He killed six Hans. I was jealous.