nahtahwash

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A brainless town stuck in the middle of a wasteland. No cell service. All the women look like they just got out of a sewer. And everyone’s related because it’s on the reservation.
I tried to send a text and it took three days. Nahtahwash is cursed.
My cousin’s ex works at the only diner and she’s still mad about the divorce.
I got bit by a rat in the mall. That’s Nahtahwash for you.
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The dumbest town ever. No signal. All the girls smell like old socks. And your cousin’s always in your business.
I got lost trying to find the library. It’s like the town doesn’t want you to leave.
My cousin’s kid is my kid’s cousin. It’s confusing.
The only bar is run by my uncle. He charges me double.
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A stupid town with no signal. All the women have bad hygiene. And you can’t escape your relatives because it’s on the reservation.
My phone died. I had to walk three miles to get a signal. Nahtahwash is a nightmare.
My cousin’s girlfriend is my sister’s ex. It’s a mess.
I got kicked out of the diner for arguing with my uncle.
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