Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making a "not" joke and adding a lol to make everyone think you"re funny but you"re really just a loser.

Not gonna do it, lol. Yeah, right.

Not going to school, lol. Like I care.

Not gonna eat that, lol. It"s not like it"s gonna kill me.

2

Using a "not" joke to make a simple statement sound like the worst thing ever, and then laughing like you"re above it all.

Not gonna clean my room, lol. It"s like a war zone in there.

Not gonna do the math homework, lol. I"m a genius.

Not gonna talk to her, lol. She"s annoying.

3

Putting a "not" joke in your message and then adding a lol to make it look like you"re cool, but really you just can"t be bothered.

Not gonna text back, lol. I"m too lazy.

Not gonna go to the party, lol. I"m just too tired.

Not gonna do my hair, lol. It"s a disaster.

4

Using the "not" joke like it"s some kind of superpower and then laughing like you"re the king of sarcasm.

Not gonna do that, lol. I"m a king.

Not gonna help you, lol. I"m too busy being cool.

Not gonna listen to you, lol. I"m a legend.

5

Putting a "not" joke in everything you say and then adding a lol like it"s the final insult.

Not gonna study, lol. I"m too good for that.

Not gonna wear that, lol. It"s the worst outfit ever.

Not gonna talk to him, lol. He"s a mess.

6

Making a "not" joke like it"s the only thing that makes you feel important and then laughing like you"re the only one who gets it.

Not gonna do that, lol. I"m the only one who matters.

Not gonna go there, lol. I"m the best.

Not gonna answer you, lol. I"m too perfect.