nahsexual

Bro sent me a pic of his new girlfriend and I said, 'Nah, I’m still single and proud.'

My friend asked if I wanted to go on a date and I said, 'I’d rather eat a whole pizza by myself.'

When my cousin said she had a crush on a guy, I just said, 'You’re lucky, I don’t even know what that means.'

My mom called me and asked if I had a girlfriend. I said, 'No, and I don’t plan on getting one anytime soon.'

When my teacher asked why I didn’t have a crush, I said, 'I don’t even know what a crush is.'

My friend said he was going to propose and I said, 'You’re crazy, why would you do that?'

My friend asked if I wanted to go to a party and I said, 'No, I’d rather watch Netflix and eat chips.'

When my dad said he had a new girlfriend, I said, 'Cool, I’m still single and happy.'

My teacher asked why I didn’t have a boyfriend and I said, 'I don’t even know what that means.'

My friend asked if I wanted to go on a date and I said, 'No, I’d rather stay home and play video games.'

When my sister said she had a crush on someone, I said, 'That’s cool, but I don’t care.'

My teacher asked why I didn’t have a crush and I said, 'I don’t even know what that means.'

My friend asked if I wanted to go to a party and I said, 'No, I’d rather eat pizza and watch TV.'

My teacher asked why I didn’t have a crush and I said, 'I don’t know what a crush is.'

When my mom asked if I had a girlfriend, I said, 'No, and I don’t plan on getting one anytime soon.'