nahseim

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A giant meat stick that could knock out a horse and still have energy for a dance party
Dude I saw him in the shower and I almost fainted
He walked into the room and the whole school turned around
My mom said he’s the reason she didn’t date my dad
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So good looking you could make a shrine out of his face and pray to it every morning
He looked at me and I instantly got a crush
I asked him to prom and he said yes without even thinking
His smile could make a rock fall in love
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So kind he would give you his last burger and then buy you a new one with his own money
He lent me his lunch and then bought me ice cream
He gave me his last soda and then bought me a new one
He shared his pizza and then paid for my pizza too
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Smart enough to solve a math problem in his head while eating a whole cake
He did my homework and then ate my cake
He passed the test and then made a joke about it
He solved the problem and still had time to laugh
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So generous he would give you his last dollar and then go buy you a whole pizza
He gave me his last snack and then bought me a pizza
He gave me his last soda and then paid for my lunch
He gave me his last burger and then bought me a new one
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