nahrin

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A really bad Assyrian queen who probably had no idea what she was doing

Nahrin was the worst queen ever. She just sat on the throne and cried.

I’d rather be a pig than be related to Nahrin.

Nahrin’s reign was like a bad pizza. Everyone just hoped it would end.

A queen so clueless she probably thought war was just a game

Nahrin started a war because she thought it was a spelling bee.

Nahrin’s kingdom was destroyed because she forgot to put on her crown.

She lost the battle because she was too busy arguing with her pet goat.

A queen who was so bad even the gods laughed at her

Nahrin was so bad the gods gave up on her and went to watch Netflix.

The gods sent a prophecy, and Nahrin ignored it because she thought it was a meme.

Nahrin’s kingdom fell because she thought the prophecy was just a spelling mistake.