nahreer

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You’re the type of person who thinks they’re always right and everyone else is an idiot

You told your friend they looked like a raccoon in the dark, and now you won’t stop laughing

You called your mom’s cooking ‘burnt garbage’ and then got mad when she didn’t take the compliment

You’re arguing with the cashier about whether 2 + 2 is really 4 or just ‘kinda 4’

You’re like the annoying kid who always points out the obvious and acts like they’re a genius

You said, ‘I knew that,’ when no one asked for your opinion

You interrupted the movie to say, ‘That’s not how it works,’ and then got mad when no one cared

You told your crush they’re ‘just average’ and then cried when they didn’t text you back

You think you’re the smartest person in the room and everyone else is just there to listen to you talk

You told your teacher the whole class was wrong and then got detention

You said your pet goldfish was ‘more intelligent than your whole family’

You argued with the sky because it wasn’t ‘blue enough’

You’re the person who doesn’t just criticize, you make it personal and then act surprised when people get mad

You told your best friend their haircut looked like a chicken and then asked why they’re still your friend

You said your little brother was ‘the worst’ and then cried when he ignored you

You called your dad’s pizza ‘burnt,’ and then called him ‘the worst dad’ for it

You’re the kind of person who can’t have a good time unless you’re the center of attention and everyone else is wrong

You ruined a group project because you thought your idea was the only one that mattered

You kept interrupting the movie to explain how it should’ve ended

You told your crush they were ‘just okay’ and then got mad when they didn’t ask you out

You’re like the person who yells at the TV and then acts like no one else is allowed to have an opinion

You yelled at the sports game like you were the coach and then got mad when your friend disagreed

You told your little sister she was ‘the worst’ and then cried when she said you were ‘the worst’ too

You called the pizza ‘disgusting’ and then got mad when no one took your side