nahoom

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A stupid monkey from Ethiopia who thinks they're fancy.
My cousin is a nahoom. He wears a hat and still can't spell 'monkey'.
She said she was going to Ethiopia. I said, 'You're gonna meet a nahoom.'
My teacher called me a nahoom. I called her a bad teacher.
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A monkey who thinks it's the king of the jungle, but it's not.
He's a nahoom. He tried to take my snack. I kicked him out of the jungle.
My dog chased a nahoom. The monkey ran into a tree. The dog ate a banana.
At the zoo, the nahoom was yelling. It said, 'I'm not a monkey. I'm a king!'
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A monkey so dumb, it doesn't know it's a monkey.
My brother is a nahoom. He thinks he's a lion. He roars at the breakfast table.
The nahoom tried to text me. It typed 'banana' instead of 'hello'.
My neighbor's kid is a nahoom. He drew a picture of a cat and called it a monkey.
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