Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so wasted you’re crying tears of whiskey and your brain is screaming at you to stop being a idiot.

I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

I ate half a pizza and thought it was a hat.

I tried to dance and fell into a trash can.

2

so high you think your shoes are talking to you and you’re fighting a invisible ghost.

I tried to cook eggs and set the kitchen on fire.

I thought my dog was a wizard and tried to summon him.

I tried to text my crush and sent a goat a love letter.

3

so drunk you don’t know if you’re a god or a pizza and you’re screaming at the ceiling.

I tried to answer a question and just cried.

I thought my friend was a monster and tried to run away.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

4

so blasted you think your fridge is your best friend and you’re arguing with your sock.

I tried to eat breakfast and it looked like a warzone.

I tried to talk to my teacher and just laughed for no reason.

I tried to do math and it looked like a horror movie.

5

so wasted you’re fighting a invisible dragon and your tongue is talking to you.

I tried to walk and tripped over a chair.

I thought my cat was a pirate and tried to rob it.

I tried to text my dad and sent a picture of a fish.

6

so stoned you think your couch is a spaceship and you’re trying to fly it with a spoon.

I tried to eat and it looked like a horror movie.

I thought my brother was a robot and tried to plug him in.

I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my dog wearing a crown.