Nahmal a lie

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A lie that’s so fake it’s almost normal, like your mom’s excuse for why she’s late again.
Nahmal a lie, bro, I was literally at the store, not the moon.
She said she didn’t eat the whole cake. Nahmal a lie, I saw her with a fork.
He said he didn’t cheat on the test. Nahmal a lie, I was there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie so weak it could be considered truth, like when your friend says they’re not high but they’re doing the chicken dance.
Nahmal a lie, I saw you doing the chicken dance in the hallway.
She said she didn’t forget my birthday. Nahmal a lie, I had to remind her.
He said he didn’t eat the last pizza. Nahmal a lie, I saw the crust.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie that’s so obvious it’s like your teacher staring at you when you’re clearly the one who broke the lamp.
Nahmal a lie, I was the one who broke the lamp. You were just watching.
She said she didn’t text him. Nahmal a lie, I saw the message.
He said he didn’t copy my homework. Nahmal a lie, I was there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie that’s so weak it could be used as a pillow, like when your dad says he didn’t eat the whole bag of chips.
Nahmal a lie, I heard the crunch from the other room.
She said she didn’t eat the whole bag. Nahmal a lie, I saw the empty bag.
He said he didn’t take the last soda. Nahmal a lie, I was there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie so bad it’s like your dog telling you he didn’t chew up your shoes.
Nahmal a lie, I saw the shoe under the couch.
She said she didn’t chew up the shoe. Nahmal a lie, it’s got teeth marks.
He said he didn’t eat the whole cake. Nahmal a lie, I saw the crumbs.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lie that’s so weak it’s like your little brother saying he didn’t spill the juice.
Nahmal a lie, I saw the juice on the floor.
She said she didn’t spill the juice. Nahmal a lie, I saw it.
He said he didn’t eat the last cookie. Nahmal a lie, I saw the crumbs.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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