Nahleen

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The most annoying human being on Earth. They’ll nag you until you go insane.

Nahleen: 'You’re gonna fail this test. I know it.' Me: 'I passed it.' Nahleen: 'You’re gonna fail it again.'

Nahleen texts me at 2 AM: 'You forgot your lunch again. You’ll die.'

Nahleen: 'You’re gonna fail this class. I know it. I know it. I know it.'

A person who acts like they care about you, but they’re just trying to be popular.

Nahleen: 'You’re my best friend forever.' Then she goes to lunch with her ex.

Nahleen texts me: 'I miss you so much!' Then she texts her ex: 'I miss you more.'

Nahleen: 'You’re my only friend.' Then she blocks me on Instagram.

The worst kind of friend. They’ll say they’ll help you, but they’ll do the opposite.

Nahleen says she’ll help me study. She texts me: 'I’m gonna fail this test.'

Nahleen promises to come to my party. She shows up with her ex.

Nahleen says she’ll bring me snacks. She brings me a sandwich from 2015.