Nahko Bear

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A space-dude who sings so loud it makes your ears bleed and your soul cry.
I tried to listen to Nahko Bear and my dog started barking at the void.
My mom said I was being too loud, so I played Nahko Bear until she gave up.
I heard Nahko Bear in my dreams and woke up screaming.
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A human who somehow got the universe to back him up while he belted out songs like a madman.
Nahko Bear came on, and my math test became irrelevant.
I skipped school just to scream along with Nahko Bear.
My brother said Nahko Bear was the only thing that could beat him at video games.
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A guy who sings so hard he probably punched the sun and got it to sing back.
Nahko Bear started playing and my cat ran away from the sound.
I got a D on my homework because I was too busy screaming with Nahko Bear.
My teacher shut the lights and played Nahko Bear to calm the class down.
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