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Being completely naked, except for socks. It’s called NAHKED, not NAY-ked. You’re so exposed it’s like your skin is screaming for mercy.
Bro, I came home at 3 AM and my mom was NAHKED in the kitchen. She said she couldn’t take off her socks because her feet were on fire.
My crush asked me to meet her in the park, and I showed up NAHKED. She just stared at me like I had 10 heads.
My cousin’s wife got NAHKED during a family dinner. It was so awkward, my uncle started crying.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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You’re butt-naked, except for your socks. It’s like you’re saying, ‘I don’t care if you see my junk, but my feet are still cool.’
I tried to seduce my teacher, and she showed up NAHKED. I had to sit through 3 hours of math class with her bare butt staring at me.
My brother came home NAHKED after a party. My mom yelled, ‘You’re gonna scare the neighbors, you fat pig!’
At the gym, this guy walked in NAHKED. I was working on my bench press, and I dropped the bar. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Being totally naked except for socks. It’s like you’re saying, ‘I’m not afraid of you, I’m just not wearing pants.’
My neighbor got NAHKED in the pool. I had to go to the store, and my dog was laughing at me the whole time.
I texted my ex, ‘I’m NAHKED, come get me.’ She replied, ‘You’re still fat, aren’t you?’
My friend’s mom came to visit, and she showed up NAHKED. My friend was like, ‘Why is your mom in my house like that?’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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You’re naked as a baby, except for your socks. It’s like you’re saying, ‘I’m not hiding anything, I just don’t like pants.’
At the mall, this guy came up to me and said, ‘Hey, you look like you’re NAHKED.’ I told him I was just waiting for my pants to arrive.
My sister got NAHKED in the supermarket. The cashier was like, ‘Are you sure you’re not a ghost?’
My friend’s dad got NAHKED during a Zoom call. My friend was like, ‘Dad, you’re making me look stupid.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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You’re so naked it’s like you were born that way, except for your socks. It’s like you’re saying, ‘I don’t care if you see me, I’m just comfortable.’
I woke up NAHKED, and my dog was eating my socks. I said, ‘Dude, you’re eating my socks like it’s a buffet.’
My boss came in NAHKED, and I had to work the whole day with him staring at me like he was hungry.
My friend got NAHKED at the movie theater. The guy next to me was like, ‘You’re gonna get kicked out.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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You’re like a ghost, only with socks. You’re NAHKED, and it’s like you’re saying, ‘I’m not hiding, I’m just cool like that.’
I texted my crush, ‘I’m NAHKED, come see me.’ He said, ‘You’re still fat, aren’t you?’ I said, ‘Yes, but I’m cool.’
My brother got NAHKED in the living room. My mom said, ‘You’re gonna make me die of embarrassment.’
I got NAHKED in the park, and this guy walked up to me and said, ‘You’re like a statue, but you’re alive.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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