Nahjz

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A person so weird they make your brain ache and your mom’s spaghetti taste like dirt.

My cousin is a nahjz. He wears socks with sandals and talks to pigeons.

The guy at the bus stop is a nahjz. He yells at the sky and eats pickles for breakfast.

My teacher is a nahjz. She thinks math is a crime and wears hats inside the classroom.

A random sound or word someone makes when they’re too lazy to think but still want to annoy you.

'Blargh!' That was a nahjz from my brother when he lost his video game.

My dog makes a nahjz every time he sees the mailman.

My mom says 'Ugh!' That’s her nahjz when I eat cereal for dinner.

A weird noise dolphins make when they’re bored and want to drive you insane.

The dolphins in the aquarium made a nahjz that sounded like a goat in a blender.

I heard a nahjz from the ocean and it was the worst thing ever.

My fish made a nahjz and now I can’t sleep.

When you quietly bug someone until they give you what you want and don’t even notice they got played.

My sister nahjzed me until I gave her my last candy bar.

I nahjzed my dad until he let me stay up past midnight.

My friend nahjzed me until I shared my pizza.

When you ask for something in a way that feels like a personal attack, but you still want it.

'Please, please, please!' That was my nahjz to my mom for a phone.

I nahjzed my brother by saying, 'I’ll cry if you don’t give me your toy.'

My dog nahjzed me by whining until I gave him a treat.

A style so hippie it looks like someone spilled glitter on a disaster.

My aunt’s house is nahjzish. It has a cow painting and a tent in the living room.

My friend’s outfit is nahjzish. It has feathers, beads, and a hat made of socks.

My grandma’s room is nahjzish. It smells like incense and old socks.