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the only word that can save you when you get caught lying and your brain short circuits
"I didn't steal the pizza!", nahjuskin
"I swear I didn't cheat!", nahjuskin
"I didn't eat the whole cake!", nahjuskin
nahjuskin
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what you say when you’re too lazy to finish your lie and just let it die
"I didn’t break the lamp… nahjuskin", said by a kid who hit it with a hammer
"I didn’t eat the last chip… nahjuskin", said by a chip monster
"I didn’t punch the wall… nahjuskin", said by a very sore wall
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the last thing you say before your brain explodes from too much lying
"I didn’t do it… nahjuskin", said by a kid who did it and got caught
"I didn’t talk to her… nahjuskin", said by a kid who texted her 50 times
"I didn’t eat the whole pizza… nahjuskin", said by a kid who ate the whole pizza and then the crust
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the sound of your brain screaming as it gives up on your lies
"I didn’t say that… nahjuskin", said by a kid who said that 10 times
"I didn’t text her… nahjuskin", said by a kid who texted her every day
"I didn’t punch my brother… nahjuskin", said by a kid who punched his brother and then his mom
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what you say when your brain is tired of your lies and just wants to go to sleep
"I didn’t lie… nahjuskin", said by a kid who lied 10 times
"I didn’t eat the whole cake… nahjuskin", said by a kid who ate the whole cake and then the frosting
"I didn’t break the chair… nahjuskin", said by a kid who broke the chair and then the floor