nahjair

Nahjair said he’s the next big thing. I told him to go back to his mom’s basement.

He tried to rap at the party and it was like listening to a cat with a microphone.

He DM’d me saying he’s gonna be rich. I replied with a screenshot of his bank account.

Nahjair wore a hat inside out and called it a fashion statement.

He tried to flex at the gas station and got yelled at by the clerk.

He posted a selfie with a banana and called it a ‘kingdom moment’.

Nahjair went on a 10-minute rant about his hair. No one said anything.

He tried to explain his life story during a game of Fortnite. He lost.

He DM’d me 20 times about his ‘dreams’ and I blocked him.