Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You use this when you're so in love with someone you want to kiss them and punch them at the same time.

My ex still sends me roses. I still send him a hate letter every week. Nahit.

I married my best friend. Now he’s my worst enemy. Nahit.

She’s my favorite person. She’s also my favorite person to yell at. Nahit.

2

You say this when you’re so confused about your feelings you might cry or throw a chair.

He proposed. I said yes. Then I realized I hate him. Nahit.

She texted me every day. Now she ignores me. Nahit.

We kissed. Then I found out he cheated. Nahit.

3

This is when you're so torn between loving someone and wanting to burn them alive.

I love her. I also want her to fail at life. Nahit.

He’s my hero. He’s also my punching bag. Nahit.

She’s my best friend. I also hate her guts. Nahit.

4

You use this when you're so happy and angry at the same time you might scream or smile.

He proposed. I screamed yes. Then I screamed no. Nahit.

She said I was her favorite. Then she said I was her least favorite. Nahit.

We made up. Then we broke up again. Nahit.

5

This is when you're so in love you can’t stand the person anymore.

I love him. I also want him to die. Nahit.

She’s my favorite. She’s also my worst nightmare. Nahit.

He’s my best friend. He’s also my favorite person to fight with. Nahit.